8:15PM: (SORRY FOR INTERRUPTING: ALTERNATIVE ROCK) In 2016, I heard the best drummer of my life play a solo with the ingenuity of Max Roach.

She played the drums beyond the batter head. A kit attacked from all sides with the stoic confidence to make it look rudimentary.

What stood out amongst her prowess was the apathy when the dust settled. Soft eyes glazed over a teenage crowd clapping with more enthusiasm than required for a mandatory assembly.

She wasn’t playing for any of us; she was playing for herself.

Soon, we played together, and that sentiment carried over.

And after recording thousands of demos of covers and riffs and melodies and ideas, we’ve created some songs.

I hope you enjoy them as much as we did.

Thank you for listening, we’re Sorry for Interrupting.

MISSILE TOE! The World’s Greatest Christmas Band!

THE CRONES: The brainchild of frontwoman Tracey Thomas (#Akronsound, Unit 5), THE CRONES play energetic and exciting cover songs from your favorite female-fronted New Wave bands of the ’80s. Tracey and her group of talented female musicians are all over the age of 50, and they have been rocking capacity crowds since their debut in July of 2023. Their rapid rise in popularity is easy to understand as the band’s seasoned musicianship shines through entertaining renditions of songs made famous by Blondie, Joan Jet, Kate Bush, Cindi Lauper, The B52’s, and many more. These Girls Still Want To Have Fun and you will too when you catch a live performance by THE CRONES!